HEADING: The Fourth Annual Los Angeles Dance Invitational
COPY: Doolittle Theatre / June 15 / 8 PM / Honoree: Chita Rivera / Tickets LA: 323-655-TKTS
HEADLINE: 19 Apr. 4 PM. Officer Falvo stopped a suicidal mother from jumping off this 8-story building.
COPY: Do good. Join the LAPD. Call 866-444-LAPD
HEADLINE: 19 Mar. 3:45 AM. Officer Jewett stopped a drunk driver traveling the wrong way on this freeway exit ramp.
COPY: Do good. Join the LAPD. Call 866-444-LAPD
HEADLINE: 12 Mar. 6 PM. In this intersection, Officer Bender found a wandering Alzheimer’s patient and drove him home.
COPY: Do good. Join the LAPD. Call 866-444-LAPD
HEADLINE: Know that feeling you get when you unwrap a present? Come to San Francisco and wait for the fog to lift.
COPY: The fog lifts and there she is: the jewel in the crown of California, sparkling above blue waters that surround her on three sides.
San Francisco.
HEADLINE: Why do all the beaches face south in Santa Barbara? Even the sun wants to stay here as long as possible.
COPY: The California coast runs north to south. With one exception: For a brief but remarkable stretch, the coast takes a gentle turn inland.
HEADLINE: There are well over 100 galleries in Monterey and Carmel. Where on earth did the artists get their inspiration?
COPY: Come spend a few days in Monterey and Carmel, and we promise you won’t have to look far for artistic inspiration.
VISUAL: The First Bank of Inflexibility
HEADLINE: Where are you really banking?
COPY: Most banks value procedures and rules more than relationships.
VISUAL: Impersonal Bank of Southern California
HEADLINE: Where are you really banking?
COPY: You're just a number at most banks. But not at City National. Here, you'll have your own personal banker. Someone that knows your name.
HEADLINE: Can your spreadsheet do this?
COPY: Think of new Microsoft® Excel 5.0 as the first Macintosh spreadsheet with a mind of its own.
HEADLINE: Finally, a movie with gorillas in the gorilla suits.
FILM NAME: Mountain Gorilla.
I-MAX Theater / Pacific Science Center
HEADLINE: Imagine forgetting the beginning of this sentence by the time you reach the end.
COPY: At first, recent memories fade. Eventually, victims of Alzheimer’s disease lose the ability to care for themselves.
HEADLINE: What if you were responsible for remembering everything that an Alzheimer’s patient forgot?
COPY: Make dad’s breakfast.
Cut up food into pieces.
Help dad get out of of bed.
HEADLINE: Imagine losing a parent while they're still alive.
COPY: She barely recognizes you. She can't remember the very name she gave you decades ago. Yet, she's your mother.
HEADLINE: The mutants will attack tomorrow. (Right after the Fed-Ex guy leaves.)
SPONSOR: Gamecave.com
HEADLINE: Bile. Phlegm. Warm intestines. Severed Arms. (Coming soon to your mailbox.)
SPONSOR: Gamecave.com
HEADLINE: Flesh-eating zombies are at your door. (We should know. We delivered them.)
SPONSOR: Gamecave.com
HEADLINE: Moves lumber. Hauls lattes.
COPY: Mitsubishi Montero Sport. It's perfect for back to nature experiences. Like trips to the local garden center.
HEADLINE: For three days, forget everything you learned in driver's education.
COPY: If people say you drive like a maniac, have we got an event for you: the Ramada Express International Rally presented by Mitsubishi Motors.
HEADLINE: "Dad, can I borrow the car this weekend?"
COPY: Grab the car keys and get ready for the adventure of your life: the Ramada Express International Rally presented by Mitsubishi Motors.
HEADLINE: Driving away without paying. Isn't there a word for that?
COPY: Who needs money to buy a car? Right now, drive home a gutsy new Mitsubishi Galant for zero down, zero interest and zero payments for a year.
HEADLINE: Give people in a traffic jam something to look at.
COPY: Mitsubishi Eclipse. People will look at you differently. That is, when you're not a total blur.
HEADLINE: You'll never lose your car in a parking lot again.
COPY: Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder. If you want to blend in, buy a sedan. See your Mitsubishi Retailer or visit mitsubishicars.com. Are you in?
LOGO: Mitsubishi Motors. Wake up and drive.